quarreltank:

I love Samantha.

Fuck I can’t wait till exams are over so I can achieve Arnold Status. 

When I lift weights, I think of someone pointing a gun at her face, and if I fail then she gets shot.

The saddest thing of all is, she always ends up getting shot.

LOLL
Its the thought that counts (;
Thanks for saving my life most of the time though,

♥ 

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

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